At Arsenal he almost became the symbol of the death of the Wenger era, but Özil’s problem was that football changed
There is of course no connection, only chance correlation, in the fact the top three teams currently in Europe’s top three leagues are also the last three teams to get rid of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. Arsenal, Barcelona and Borussia Dortmund have all passed on Aubameyang, Dortmund quite a long time ago. And while this is simply coincidence, it might make sense at this stage in the striker’s career, and in a sport that is always seeking marginal gains, for his agent to start marketing him on this basis, punting him around top clubs, backed by hard data, on the basis that hiring and then getting rid of Aubameyang has undeniable benefits.
Here is a player who should be treated not as a regular squad member but as the football equivalent of the sacrificial goats the ancient Greeks would take into battle, to be offered up as appeasement to the gods. Sign my client. Alienate him from the squad under an agreed schedule. We guarantee an Aubameyang Uplift of at least three league places between November and March while he posts pictures of his dinner from Dubai.
Written by Barney Ronay
This news first appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/mar/24/an-ode-to-mesut-ozil-the-frictionless-footballer-not-designed-for-the-age-of-rage under the title “An ode to Mesut Özil, the frictionless footballer not designed for the age of rage | Barney Ronay”. Bolchha Nepal is not responsible or affiliated towards the opinion expressed in this news article.
