With closed doors, postponements and cancellations an inevitability, perhaps Premier League referees and Sky Sports cameras should instead relocate to supermarket aisles
What will British sport look like in the peak of coronavirus? Not as we know it, is the general consensus, with closed doors, postponements and cancellations an inevitability. Though I’ve yet to see the computer modelling, my sense is that the search for sport-effect content will then become one of the great goals of our nation’s humankind. Indeed, as footage of panic buying continues to go viral, my preference is for Premier League referees to be redeployed to supermarket aisles. Mike Dean imposing himself on a lively pasta aisle derby feels like the coronavirus event we deserve.
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Written by Marina Hyde
This news first appeared on https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2020/mar/11/monday-night-toilet-roll-fights-sport-age-coronavirus-marina-hyde under the title “Monday Night Toilet Roll Fights: sport in the age of coronavirus | Marina Hyde”. Bolchha Nepal is not responsible or affiliated towards the opinion expressed in this news article.